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What pick-up line would you use?

Amy Papsun, sophomore, SIS "I wish I were a derivative so I could be tangent to all of your curves."
Alex Howard, sophomore, SIS "Did you get a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you."
Jon Comick, freshman, SIS "Are your pants a mirror? Because I can see myself in them."
Krisy Nigro, junior, SIS "I have an F, a C and a K. All I need is U."

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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