The Eagle

Nine vegetarian dining options on campus

(09/22/23 12:00pm)

The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.

https://www.theeagleonline.com/article/2023/09/nine-vegetarian-dining-options-on-campus

Satire: Top 7 things AU students are looking forward to for summer break

(05/05/23 12:00pm)

From the Newsstands: This story appeared in The Eagle's April 2023 print edition. You can find the digital version here.

https://www.theeagleonline.com/article/2023/05/satire-top-7-things-au-students-are-looking-forward-to-for-summer-break

Satire: AU requires Duo two-factor authentication during intimate activities

(04/28/23 12:00pm)

The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental

https://www.theeagleonline.com/article/2023/04/satire-au-requires-duo-two-factor-authentication-during-intimate-activities

Satire: The Seagle’s satire writers in crisis: It’s just too easy

(02/16/23 1:00pm)

The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.

https://www.theeagleonline.com/article/2023/02/satire-the-seagles-satire-writers-in-crisis-its-just-too-easy

Satire: In rare feat never seen before, student takes 18 credits and tells no one

(02/15/23 1:00pm)

The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.

https://www.theeagleonline.com/article/2023/02/satire-in-rare-feat-never-seen-before-student-takes-18-credits-and-tells-no-one

Satire: Shocking! Male CLEG major asks relevant question

(02/07/23 2:00pm)

When notorious Communications, Legal Institutions, Economics, and Government major Sam Siegal raised his hand for the third time in GOVT-110, freshman Cora Burke could barely contain her excitement. She sat up straighter and listened intently, mentally rehearsing how she would relay whatever off-topic drivel he was about to disgorge later to her roommate. Maybe it would be something inconsequential about a founding father or a long-winded story that inexplicably brought up his dad’s boat. Maybe she would even get lucky, and he would somehow slip a reference to bitcoin into the discussion about the legitimacy of the Supreme Court.

https://www.theeagleonline.com/article/2023/02/satire-shocking-male-cleg-major-asks-relevant-question

Satire: American University claims it was preparing Jewish students for the professional world by ignoring their most important holidays

(11/30/22 9:11pm)

From the Newsstands: This story appeared in The Eagle's November 2022 print edition. You can find the digital version here.

https://www.theeagleonline.com/article/2022/11/satire-american-university-claims-it-was-preparing-jewish-students-for-the-professional-world-by-ignoring-their-most-important-holidays