Satire: Candidate of the week
Former President William J. Clinton He is the crown prince of the Democratic party, a recently retired world leader and a scrupuolous fundraiser to boot. The Eagle can see no better qualified candidate out there than Bill Clinton. So maybe he screwed up a couple of times. No one expects perfection - particularly at AU. We think the former - and now unemployed - President should spend at least four more years in D.C., doing what he loves most - romancing and criticizing the media and hanging out with college co-eds.