Satire: AU assures students they can still be wonks even after end of “WONK” brand campaign
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The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.
American University has consistently under-tested its on-campus student population since doubling in-person classes and tripling the number of campus residents for the Mid-Semester Residential Experience that began in early March.
Editor’s Correction: This article has been corrected with the proper spelling of Fariha Rahman’s name.
Senior musical theatre major Sultana Qureshi has never had a professor in the Department of Performing Arts who looks like them.
General staff applications for the summer and fall semesters will open on April 23 and close on May 14, The Eagle recently announced. The application will be released on the paper’s website and via its social media accounts.
I signed up for this job — but not really. None of us signed up for everything that's ensued over the past year.
After the coronavirus pandemic stole Francisco Ferrisi’s senior year of high school and first semester of college, he jumped at the opportunity to move to D.C. when American University announced the Mid-Semester Residential Experience during the spring semester.
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.
Editor’s note: Max Rubin, a staff columnist for The Eagle, was not involved in the reporting, writing or editing of this article. This article appeared in The Eagle's March 2021 virtual print edition.
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.
Democratic politician Beto O’Rourke will speak about voting rights and the state of his party in Texas at a virtual event hosted by the Kennedy Political Union on April 6, the group announced Wednesday.
During one scene of “Macbeth,” Aletheia Canepa as Lily Macbeth pours red wine from a bottle onto the floor of her bedroom, hoping to get as much of it on the pre-placed towel as possible. A character in another Zoom box holds out their wine glass toward their computer’s camera, pretending to receive the wine.
Senior Emily Brolin was not going to pursue theater, not originally, at least.
The one-year mark of the coronavirus pandemic has passed, signifying the anniversary of the shutdown of colleges and universities in the United States and the rest of the world. Though it was a period filled with uncertainty and loss, it was also one consisting of creativity and growth. Whether you’re nostalgically scrolling through “early quarantine aesthetic” TikToks or ready to move forward, The Eagle has created a Spotify playlist to satisfy the desire to renew good vibes.
Editor's Note: This article appeared in The Eagle's March 2021 virtual print edition.
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.
As Black History Month draws to a close, work is not done for the Black student activists who have committed to social change at American University and beyond. These are just a few of the students and organizations doing this work. In particular, these three groups are run by Black women and non-male identifying folks fighting to make a better future in their own ways.
Two years after the American University Working Group on the Influence of Slavery originally presented its findings, the group has resumed its work, now with an additional focus on the potential role of Indigenous peoples in the University’s founding.
American University’s Center for Environmental Policy hosted a virtual event focused on climate change policy and holding the Biden-Harris administration accountable on Feb. 4 in partnership with the American Lung Association.
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.