• Got To Give it Up - Marvin Gaye. Find the 11 minute version and enjoy dancing in your dorms tonight.
• Can we stop ranting about poop and other bodily functions and get back to ranting about actual things. Like the fact that I got tenders for the first time today since coming back from break and THEY WERE COLD!????11!??!?!?!1!!!!
• You can put a keyboard in the dishwasher. As long as it’s dry when you plug it in again, it will work fine.
• KFC IN THE TUNNEL.
• Donna Noble has left the library.
• I miss my ex bf but I don’t think he wants to see me.
• “@“oh, i have no money and i’m just another broke college student…poor pitiful me, i’m the 99%” Funny, because you seem to go out nearly every other night and spend all your money on weed or booze. Stop complaining.
Actually, it’s simple math-you’re probably both the 99%. Unless you’re Donald Trump, you’re probably the 99%. Sorry that you have to associate with the proletariat…I mean, unwashed masses of dirty hippies, right?
• All due respect to yoga, but what toxins is it eliminating from my body exactly? Am I filled with poison or something?
• oh here’s a white person crying about “racism against whites” buhuhuhuwaahwaahwaah. NO, NO, NO, jfc.
• Mad props to the editor for knowing “I don’t like Mondays.”
[Editor’s Note: Boomtown Rats 4evr]
• Saturday night’s alright for fighting!
• racism is more funny than polish jokes
• I nominate In n’ Out for the tunnel
• Yes but what about the good ole eagle rants?
• eagle runts
• I luv eugle grunts
• Ah, it’s about the time of night I spam eagle rants with random sentences from the Republic. Enjoy.
[Editor’s Note: I did not enjoy. Please don’t do this again, deleting all of those rants (approx. 10 pages) was not what I wanted to do on my Friday night.]
• @“Anyone else think the CAUS pulled the fire alarm to get people to go to their demonstration in the Tavern?”
• Who the hell wants to go to a demonstration? It’s like being forced to watch 11 hours of exercise infomercials. If I wanted to do the Insanity workout I’d just read Youtube comments, eat a box of Krispy Kreme donuts, and cry for 10 minutes.
• I accidentally took someone’s notes from the printing station today. If this was you, I am sincerely sorry.
• Champ status must not be assigned lightly. I know few true champs.
• What kind of a grocery store doesn’t have cumin? I’m f***ed now… this casserole is ruined!
• I love how Stoodel and AU Crush were super popular for a few weeks and now hardly anyone posts…