• Come to American if you want to be focused on your studies… there are no good looking guys to distract you
• Friends is a terrible show. Why do people like it? Quality television is so hard to come by. This is why I’m moving to Europe. That, and the ridiculously hot babes. I mean… Culture.
• *looks under a bench
” i know there is a guy to give a f_ck about around here somewhere.”“
• can we have a Biddy Club at AU, I feel like it would become like the most popular group at AU ..like yayyy =)
• Wow, just listened to R.E.M.‘s “Losing My Religion” and realized that the lyrics represent exactly how I feel about you. You don’t even go to this school anymore (graduated last semester), but I am posting this just in the hopes that you’ll see it, as unlikely as that is…. I love you. I wish you knew. So badly.
• @ i feel bad for the girl at the kogod desk because she has a stalker here.
I saw that guy’s post. I am assuming it’s a guy, but hey it’s AU so who knows? lol i doubt the person is a stalker. Are you telling me you’ve never seen a cute girl/guy and thought about them at some other point in life?
• @lost my iPhone: you definitely deserve a real hug, but seeing as there’s no way to find out who you are without coming off as a creep, I guess I’ll just have to give you an e-hug
• @ive been sitting here hitting F5: glad to know I’m not the only one who has a borderline addiction to Eagle Rants
• People on here that mention seeing super cute guys or girls should give better descriptions. That would make their rants a bit more intriguing…
• “The Sept. 14 letter draft said faculty are also “troubled by the use of the term ‘unprofessional’ regarding Pine’s behavior,” referring to bringing a sick child into the classroom. In the letter, the faculty asks for ways to give University employees flexibility in situations when canceling class is not feasible.”
Yea publishing a student’s name and private information is certainly “professional behavior.” If these professors can’t realize the bigger issue isn’t her tit, but the way she treated AU students than they don’t deserve to be professors. FIRE THEM ALL!
• So many of the people of who complain about high tuition also demand organic coffee, vegan food in the cafeteria, higher pay for already overpaid teachers, and other useless things. GTFO
• Maybe enlightenment will begin to grow…......
• @LDR supporter: Are you serious? Some people are in relationships for the fun of it and the companionship, which is absent during LDRs. Seriously though, why do you people do this to yourselves if you’re not in it for the long haul?
• @Rock the Casbah: Let’s blast it in SIS and watch everyone freak out hegemony and sovereignty and all that shiz.
• Eagle Rants may very well become the next CollegeACB…
• dear kogod stalker,
YOU’RE CREEPY LEAVE HER ALONE
• Why don’t we just get married already? Wait, I forgot. You’ll never buy someone a ring because you’re cheap.
• F@&$ feminists.
• Why is it that whenever I write poetry I come across as extremely pissed off?
• @Kpop ranter. Saranghaeyo. Seriously. You stole the words right out of my mouth. My friends who won’t let me listen to kpop out of my headphones love Gangnam Style… but still look at me funny for listening to SHINee and watching To The Beautiful You TT.TT
• Man, Eagle Rants used to be fun. What happened?
• Leggings may not be pants, but my butt looks great in them.
• You stole someone’s letters? You suck. You really really suck. Letters actually mean a lot to those of us in greek organizations, and you haven’t earned the right to wear them. And if you stole someone’s letters chances are we’ll find out and remember that when recruitment rolls around. (And if you were the person that stole my best friend’s letters, you will regret that decision.)
• ^Just return them, you’ll save yourself a lot of trouble.
• You’re a horrible horrible horrible horrible boyfriend
• I always get fat when I come back to AU.
• So I can understand if you don’t like me playing music in the showers. Maybe 10:30am is too early for you on a weekday, maybe you didn’t like my taste in music. But turning the lights off in the bathroom on me? Now I can’t even feel bad, d***.
• @she’s cute but intimidating: I could be classified as an intimidating girl (jk I am and people tell me it all the time, idk why though) HOWEVER DON’T LET THAT STOP YOU!! Don’t be a self-fufilling prophecy. You are better than that. Don’t live in fear. You think she’s cute? You make eye contact a lot? Then she probably likes you. MAKE IT HAPPEN. (I’m sorry for the all caps and forcefullness but I just drank a soda)
• My stomach is growling in class….I’m hoping no one else can hear it. Oh, God, it’s so loud.
• @romanized Gangnam Style: XD romanized korean can sometimes look really scary! It’s not that bad, though
• I’m a freshman.
~Open Mic Guy
• I hate having to wait in line at the Dav when all I ever get is a small coffee.
• if you’re not well endowed and your girl still loves you, keep her forever because good luck finding anyone else who would want to put up with that
• The fact that a lot of rants sound like they are coming from my LDR girlfriend is really starting to scare me… That or there are a lot of people who write just like her. Either way, freaked out now.
• A girl just told me she likes me and wants to hang out. Apparently she’s been “sending me signals” the whole time and I didn’t get it. Ladies, guys don’t get “signals”. Seriously. I’m glad this girl actually talked to me because I thought she was way outta my league and I would have never even bothered to check her “signals”.
• I love you as a person. . .but sometimes I just don’t feel like hearing your voice. Now is one of those times.
• Anyone know if the Quidditch club team is still around?
• somebody pay attention to me
• We’ve only talked a few times, and that was last year. I really want to get to know you better, but I don’t know how to initiate it.
• To the girl chomping your snack next to me on the silent floor of the library- Shut up: you’re being obnoxious!
• To the two blonde chicks wearing the “I Am Troy Davis” shirts,
Have you figured out which one of you is Troy Davis yet? It’s killing me to know.
• @scabby friend, i have a sultry friend
• 4chan meetup > Reddit meetup. You folks exist, right? I can’t be the only one here who spends most of their time on /v/.
• Could I join a sorority without having to drink or anything?
• It has to be said. The JFC staff this semester truly sucks. With maybe one or two exceptions, they are all on such huge power-trips. Seriously guys, learn to communicate without being so damn patronizing and rude. PLEASE rant back and tell me why you think it’s okay to be such a**holes to everyone around you. I had a job I hated too, but I still managed to treat my patrons decently kindly.
• @ alumni who likes Eagle Rants. You can donate directly to The Eagle with the stipend that it goes to promote Eagle Rants. Just ask :D - Love your trusty phonathoner
• We came to wreck everything and ruin your life. God sent us.
• sometimes girls think i dont pick up on their hints… but in reality i just play dumb because i dont want to hook up with them…
• AU Economics Department: Why are you incapable of having an adequate teacher for Intro to Econometrics? This is my second semester trying to take it, it’s a required course and I feel like I’ve learned nothing. FIGURE THIS OUT!!!!!
• @Recently, I feel like you really don’t love me anymore and that tears me up inside.—I hope this post isn’t meant to be for me..if it was I just want you to know that I love you more than anything in this world, and it’s just the stress that is making me act this way. If it wasn’t meant for me..disregard this message
• Sydney can write about whatever she wants, I don’t care about her taste, so long as she writes well. Which she does not. At all.
• You make me want to be able to slap you through a text
• Letts 1 has the prettiest RA, here’s hoping she’ll go on a date with me!
• Any cute, gay, single and smart guys out there? Any? Am I asking for too much?
• GOOD LORD, WHY CAN’T YOU TAKE A HINT?!?
• “Csellar said AU’s WONK campaign helped increase the ratings.”
Um…what is this lady on?
• I seriously can’t tell if my roommate is crying or laughing while talking on the phone. Chinese is such a strange language.
• It drives me crazy seeing you everyday. All I do is think about having my wicked way with you. Come at the older guy!!!
• No sexilling on week nights!
• Rule of thumb: Never reveal your sources in social circles.
• dying to know who “the bitches” are behind @betchestalk. there’s always someone watching us at AU!
• Okay, 1. “Scumbag chic” sounds stupid. and 2. generalizing that girls raised by single fathers aren’t interested in fashion is kind of shitty. Just saying.
• People of McDowell, let’s be friends and put an end to the awkward glances and halfhearted smiles in elevators and on our ways to and from the bathroom, please? C’mon guys, north end residents are hotter, so why is it so cold!?
• SHINee!! If youre bored sitting here refreshing eagle rants one day just go look up a shinee song. They dance well, they sing amazing, and their albums are really cheap on itunes
• @AEPhi is getting cuter. AEPhi has always been cute !
• Looks like the Rant Editor legitimately forgot this time… :(
[Editor’s Note: I did and I’ve set a new daily alarm on my phone to remind me from now on]
• I turned the AC on in the lounge so you would put your shirt back on.
• BIDDIE PLEASE