•If only we had more time this semester to get to know each other. If only the All-American wasn't so late in the semester. If only I had the courage to just come up to Delaware to take you by surprise. I'm counting down to next semester already. You really make me happy, "Tenley".
•@ "I wish I was better with words so I could tell you how much you honestly mean to me."
Have you tried Klingon? Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam.
•Well... I've graduated now. Time to update my resume and fine a real job... yup...
•I just graduated from AU but wish that I hadn't. I'm going to miss all the gender issues, political outrages, Greek-life kids who think they are cooler than everyone else, davenport chai, never finding a table in the library, and just weird and awkward kids in general. Undergrad come back?
•So far I've spent my summer in the nude on a mattress made out of Frito Lays potato chips and watching seasons of ATHF on DVD. Productivity level:0%. Don't worry, I'll get to curing cancer later.
•Good for you, Gac Filipaj! Good for you!
•As an alumna, all I really want is to go back into the AU bubble and never leave again...but its too expensive now and I'm afraid the real world has dumbed me down too much to get in again.
•@“If you think “fiscal responsibility from the republicans and civil liberties and equality from the democrats” is “the best of both parties”, then you really don’t know much about government.” I guess you would prefer the social intolerance of the republicans and the runaway spending of the democrats. Good job. You clearly know nothing about politics.
•@did you really have to go so far to f*** us over one last time by putting our post-graduation reception in the dark, dingy Tavern?” Um I’m an SIS alum and my reception was in the tavern. The tavern is the coolest place on campus. Where did you want to have it?
•This summer, if you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me
•@Please text me, I want to hang out with you. I think. - Who is this?
•@transsexual vs transgender
In general, transsexual refers to anyone who has taken steps towards sexual reassignment (hormones, surgery, etc) whereas transgender is a gender identity.
•I probably would have actually finished Virginia Woolf's Mrs. Dalloway had it been called "Mrs. Dalloway fights the Mole-Men," "Clarissa Dalloway Explains it All," or "Dalloway does Dallas."
•Confessing your love to someone on Eagle rants is like writing Byronic poems in the men's bathroom next to the penis pictures and the anarchist pro-Ron Paul sayings.
•Even though my day job is a Pizza Delivery guy when I'm not at AU, I made business cards that say my job title is "Professional Race Car Driver."
•stupid boys! don't get my hopes up for a late night hook up and then tell me that you can't make it. #sexuallyfrustrated
•Weekly rants suck. Bring back daily rants!!!
•I am so depressed that desperate housewives is over. What other housewife shows are there that I can watch?
•It's been a long road to this point, but I finally think I'm ready.
•I REALLY need to work on budgeting better or get a second job. Just got paid on Friday and I'm already broke :(
•By the time this rant is published, it will have been 2 weeks since I last had sex. I miss AU.
•@racism is still funny
you must be white"- clearly, because they have a sense of humor
•Rants editor, I love you. Ignore the people who hate you THEY ARE IRRELEVANT.
•You're one of a kind
But you mash up my mind
You're way too beautiful, girl
That's why it'll never work.
•Okay, I'm ready to go back to school now.
•It took me one week to realize how much of a lazy bastard I am...but I'm coping with it.
•"WTF why doesn't AU use the logo that makes us look like a legit college" I've been thinking the same thing! But I guess its simpler to print up the red and blue logo than it would be to put up the AU seal. Still, I agree with you one hundred percent!
•@call me maybe,
1) how do you know that I think you're straight. Did I tell you, or a mutual friend?
2)I think you're cute too.
- your SA
•#heyijustmetyou and #thisiscrazy but I can't stop thinking about you.
•Ah yes, please give me updates on:
"Highlights from AU’s 2012 Commencement ceremnoies"
Gosh, it's nice to see the school newspaper improving every year. Check your spelling! Geez
[Editor's Note: Nice catch. Thanks!]
•WONK needs to die a slow, terrible, painful death. I swear, when I graduate in 2013, I'm going to boo loudly anytime "WONK" is mentioned during the commencement ceremony.
•missin my eagle rants
•I do not have HIV. Though, in going with our racism theme, who do you think does?
•I don't know Nate Bronstein, but his speech at graduation was awesome. As in, better than the keynote speaker. Thanks Nate! And you were right, I'm pretty sure it's up to our generation to save the world, so we better get to it
•God, I am way too sober for this.
•I just want to make something incredible happen. At this time I'm being held down by some unrecognizable force that just won't let me accomplish all I want to do....I hope I can discover what it is and finally get out of this rut...
•I think I want to transfer to the University of Miami
•While I'm up at one in the morning on Sunday I think I'll write a joke.
Girl : "What do you think of the Abortion bill?"
Guy: "I think we should pay it!"
•Wisdom teeth suck, especially when you had 6 that needed to be removed.
•From the portrait on the NY Times Book Review, it seems the Flying Spaghetti Monster decided to make a home on top of Toni Morrison's head.
•Eagle rants were my anti drug. Now that I only have them once a week, I have resorted to drugs the other 6 days of the week. F U people who decided to only make once a week rants.
Eagle Rants: May 21, 2012
- May 21, 2012