• Who’s that girl wonk wonk wonkin’ in the club?
• I’m appealing for more financial aid, but I really want to appeal for Neil Kerwin’s salary.
• Psyc/economics: “It’s not that all the good guys are taken, it’s that all of the taken guys are good.” Keep this in mind, girls.
Learned in micro from Professor Lin.
• I still don’t see the anonymous sex question button. Can the Eagle Rants gods please post a link to it here in the Eagle Rants?
• Ouch I am in so much pain.
• Having divorced parents is so awesome. I love being the arbitrator of fights over who pays my tuition. Now there is a hold on my account and I can’t register for law school classes. F MY LIFE!!
• I have never had a professor who is so utterly awful. And this is an ONLINE class. She hasn’t responded to any of my 15 emails and Facebook messages and apparently this is happening to all the students in the class. I’m seriously about to call the department if things don’t straighten up fast.
• When will my life begin…
• I wish more people would participate in summer Eagle Rants. Perhaps there should have been an article in The Eagle back in the spring letting people know that Eagle Rants would continue in the summer.
• Ok you need to get over him. It’s been a year already. Time to move on.
• I really miss the AU art museum.
• Is it Christmas yet?
• I really need some better friends…
• Eminem makes my existence bearable.
• OK professor, you can’t just extend an online class by three weeks. People make other plans for the summer that you are interfering with.
• Netflix needs to have more Disney movies.
• I miss Charlie’s presence on Eagle Rants. : (
• I want it THAT way.
• Painkillers are awesome.
• Why is there still a freakin’ stop on my account? It shouldn’t be there and I’ve had to ask 5 times to have it removed only to have it reappear. WTF
• I want to buy some art supplies and have an art fair.
• I am so sick of my whiny friend. She still thinks this is high school.
• Why is there no “type your rant here” feature on this week’s Rants? I had to go to last week’s Rant page to find it.
[Editor’s Note: Oops, our bad! Thanks for pointing it out!]
• Eagle Rants make me feel less lonely. Thanks Eagle Rants. I love you.
• My friend’s college in Florida offers a class on Disney World complete with field trips. I love AU, but this is enough to make me want to change schools. AU, please offer a Disney class. K thanks
• TDR needs to have grilled tofurkey burgers.
• I need more friends.
• God I have nice boobs.
• I miss AU SOOOOO much. Summer, please go by FASTER!
• AU needs to get a trampoline in the fitness center.
• Actually meet a dateable dude at AU who likes me with 1 month left in spring semester + Going home for summer/abroad for fall semester = sucks
Actually meet another dateable dude at home who likes me with 1.5 months left in summer + Going abroad/back to school in general for fall semester = double sucks
TIMING, WHAT DID I DO TO PISS YOU OFF?
• I was hanging out with a bunch of old friends from high school this weekend and wondered why I never realized how hot the guys were … And then I realized I was comparing them to AU guys. What is it about AU that attracts short, overweight, bro-y, unattractive guys?