•WHY DON’T THOSE STUPID LITTLE DROP DOWN MENUS WORK?! I can’t see Eagle Rantsssssss. Please set it up so we can click on “Eagle Rants” and see the list of articles- like every other section. Sincerely, “Beyond Bored at Work.”
[Editor’s Note: Sorry about that! We’re working on it.]
•The smily faces on Eagle rants are rather coy looking. Look at them, staring up at you through their lashes. (P.S. I’m high as a kite right now.) (Just so you can all see what I’m talking about.)
•@“Emily’s Little” She’s assistant chief of staff or something like that. Trust me, I’ve met her, and she’s not qualified. Hey Eagle editors, before you censor this, when she accepted the job, she became a public figure.
•To the cute guy with spiked hair, wearing the blue plaid shirt and carrying the reusable Whole Foods bag - You’re incredibly attractive. Please walk by my Anderson hall window more often. Hope you’re single…and gay.
•editor where are my monday rants yo??
•On move in day there should have been more food choices for parents and students that Subway on campus. The lines at Subway were long and more options than “shaved ice” would have been appreciated. Thank you.
•-Garden gnome girl in Hughes. Really?
•“I have had sex all summer long. *wat”
•I always put off sending in my resume because it’s so bare and pathetic but it’s bare and pathetic because I always put off sending it and get passed over. Can someone just give me a job or internship, no questions asked, just so I can have SOME kind of experience? so no prostitution, preferably, unless it gets me some sweet connections
•Boo ya, daily rants are back! My life is now complete.
•I dropped out of medical school, and no one knows. I hate keeping this secret, but my friends are of the blackmailing sort so I have no choice until next year.
•@“instead of being a rich, spoiled, ungrateful brat”: why don’t you stop being the stereotype of the poor, bitter, jealous person?
•What are the biggest turn ins for a computer geek that don’t involve knowledge of computer stuff?
-trying to impress a guy
•@parents renovating 2 million dollar house and not paying for their child’s college: that is beyond selfish. I’m sorry that is happening to you. Don’t listen to the jerk who is criticizing you. It is totally reasonable to expect your parents to pay for their education if they can afford it. Plenty of middle and lower middle class families help pay for their children’s education. You have every right to be upset. But you will get through this.
•I love not having to use a car since I can get to everything by metro. What other cities actually have awesome metros like DC? Because my city has zero public transportation.
•I don’t know what I did, but I’m sorry.
I just want to feel like my opinion matters to you.