•Centennial Fourth Saturday night- You go Glenn Coco! Anderson had a nice show.
•Omfg I think I just got caught. Nooooooooooo
•God makes all that is good. That is all.
•Whenever I see a picture of a cute animal on the internet, I always wind up running my mouse over it as if I'm petting it. #petdeprivationproblems
•When I walk around American University, I always wonder "Why is it that the women look so beautiful, but their feet look like they have been assaulted by Freddy Kruger?"
•The smell of roast beef turns me on.
•To the guy who farted the national anthem in our dorm. Do you take requests?
•I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.
•@I wish a girl would come up to me for once. Why does the guy have to initiate everything? As a girl who is usually the one to initiate that type of thing, I think its because we don't want to come across as desperate.
•In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts!
•I hate sorority girls. They gave me chlamydia!
•Why aren't the SOC labs open on Sundays??? Come on!
•@”News flash, scientists and businesses can end these problems, but snotty political interns sure as hell can't.” You’d realize your business will eventually die right? Policy is the best way to help people and on the broadest level. Policies build on one another over time to create a better and better world. Have fun slaving away pushing paper to make your corporate shareholders more wealthy, while I’m passing education bills that help millions of children and lay the groundwork for helping billions of future children.
•@"Judging by the people I've encountered here, salvation isn't coming anytime soon. Although I think the alcohol industry will be just fine." You must be hanging out with Comm people. I was referring to SIS people I encounter at SIS events.
•@”I have no problem with parenting, just with wasting away college waiting to start it up.” How is being excited to be a parent “wasting away college”? I explore at least 3 DC museums and 1 new DC neighborhood each weekend. I belong to 19 different AU clubs. I go to every AU home sports game and theatrical or musical performance. And I go to every guest speaker who comes to campus that doesn’t conflict with one of my classes. And I can’t wait to share all the knowledge I gain from these experience with my future children.
•I take uppers during the day and then downers at night to get to sleep. Not sure how to break this cycle. But I know it's getting out of control.
•@Because everyone I've met here has a stick up their butt and thinks they're too good to own a tv” I’m the OP to whom you replied. I don’t have a TV. Why does liking reading more than watching shows and commercials mean I have a stick up my butt?
•@God came from the minds of men. There is no omnipotent being” Then how do you explain people like Allison Dubois who see spirits and help police solve murders (and who take no money for their services).
•#scared im going to fail my last final
•@i want to go home. and not come back.” Let’s switch places. Because I want to stay and never leave.
•If there is no God, then where do we go when we die? What happens to our consciousness? It has to go somewhere because science says you can't create or destroy matter right?
•I know it's finals time and you are busy, but I wish you showed me you loved me more.
•I am currently Pokemon League Champion!!! of Yellow Version...my confidence is at an all time high!! now that accounting final...eh I'm Pokemon League Champion
•Why should you work at the Phonathon? because you get to me interesting, funny, and optimistic people! who don't get enough cookies in their lives
•I can't wait to see my girlfriend in 11 Days!! I have been in a LDR for 3 years and not only is summer right around the corner but the next 3 months I get to spend with her
•How does someone not know at least 5 pokemon? what happened to your childhood?
•Sophomore year was really weird...I made new friends, grew apart from some, and kept some really good ones. All and all I guess I should be very happy
•EagleSecure, stop being an @$$. You don't want to wind up like your hated older brother, eaglenet.
•Roommate - you are a great friend, but you come off as super snob-ish, in a condescending manner, frequently. I get that you're extremely academic, but that doesn't mean that your opinions are more legitimate than mine. You always make it seem like things I say are stupid, simply because they're a more abstract perspective. Also, try expanding your vocabulary to have more vocab, then 'that's nice,' when you describe things.
•The man needs to take initiative. Please
•I wish I could have remembered last night!!!
•I think I'll try defying gravity.
•sorry for partying
•Lecloper (Letts, Clark, and Roper) won hall wars? As in the best halls of the year? HA that's clearly a joke...
•To whoever quoted Fernando Pessoa yesterday, I just fell in love with you.
•Why are people around me acting like they're ten years old again?
•Um, excited to smoke DURING finals...
•@Sorority girls want to be treated as intellectuals: I was responding to three different posts that referred to us as "sorority sluts" or something similar. So it's okay for them to be rude and obnoxious, but not okay for us to respond. Alright, that makes a TON of sense.
•To the person who desecrated my favorite toilet stall to the point that it is now unflushable: I'm sorry about whatever digestion issues you're having, but you have just broken my heart.
•DAN DEACON AT COMET PING PONG WAS INCREDIBLE, THANKS WVAU. YOU SHOULD PUT ON MORE SHOWS, IT WAS AWESOME. WVAU > SUB!
•@everyone hating on the activists here: You try to enact real, meaningful change and then come back and tell me I'm a "whiner." I know it's cool on this campus to be "cynical" and "moderate" and be all about "dialogue" as a way to cover up laziness and apathy, but seriously. At least we're trying.
•Why do I meet a great guy right before summer? Grr.
•I hate "The Who". They are awful. Stop wearing those gdamn t-shirts you pseudo hippies.
•"There's a girl on my floor who never smiles and when she speaks she is so monotone and negative. I would really like to punch her in the face. sorry not sorry"
This is an example of the shallow and gossipy mentality that makes me want to transfer from AU.
•I just wish things could go back to how they were. Womp womp.
•When I see women in Bikinis outside on the quad, it makes me feel happy. I'm a man and it's not even sexual. It just makes me feel happy. Thanks lovely ladies!
•If Dante had included a tenth circle of hell, I'm pretty sure that the punishment for its inhabitants would have been perpetual studying for this graphic design history final.
•Probably 85% of you would tell any girl who eats clean and trains dirty to be proud of what she's earned for herself. And I know all of you have days when you're feeling a little gung-ho, and it comes across in what you say. That makes everyone who is hating on the bikini ranter a huge hypocrite. And by the way, I know her personally, and she's actually a really awesome person. You can catch us in the wrestling room Tuesday at 9am for a workout if you want to talk about it in person. Bring your friggin’ A-game.
•Whose bright idea was it to put the benches where people smoke right below the dorm windows? I don't care what personal choices people make as long as they're not affecting me...but I don't want to smell cigarette smoke in my room... :(
•Wish me luck.
[Editor's note: Good luck.]
•I agree about contacting US News about taking cost into consideration. As long as government keeps giving students as much money as they need for college and colleges get higher ranking the more money they spend per students, tuition will keep increasing. The only way to keep it down is competition between the universities (incentizized by the rankings).
•My high school had a lower acceptance rate than AU. 43% AU? Come on. We can do better than that. We should put more recruiting efforts into non-east coast states. I barely know anyone from the south.
•I am so worried about you because all you do is play and make excuse after excuse and it seems like you never turn in your work on time.. I'm scared that you might get bad grades and you won't be able to come back next year.
•Let’s play a game called compare AU, where you pick the college that has a demographic of students more similar to AU. I’ll go first. NYU, Boston U, and GW. Who wants to go next?
•Guys, this is our last week of daily eagle rants. Lets make it count. No boring rants. Only awesome funny rants. Especially the ones that sarcastically make fun of people.
•I wish this could be a happy song...
•This is my thousandth eagle rant. BOOYAAA!
•So are we really sticking to the once a week deal for rants this summer? What am I supposed to look forward to the other 6 days of the week? :(
[Editor's note: Sunshine. Friends. Family. The pool. The beach. No or fewer classes. Free time. Good books. Summer films and TV shows. Summer rainstorms. Fireworks. Flip flops. Shorts. Impending Rants.]
•I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
•Intro: Gm9, Am7, Gm7, Am7, Gm9, Am7, Gm7, C7.
•Fmaj, Dmin9, Bbmaj, Db6.
Am7, Gm7, F, Em, Dm9.
Am7, Gm7, F, Am7, Dm9. x2
Chorus: Gm9, Am7, Gm7, Gm9, Am7, Dm, C.
Interlude: Gm9, Abmaj7, Gm9, Abmaj7, Gm9, Am7, Dm, C.
Outro: Gm9, Am7, Gm7, Gm9, Am7, Gm7, C7.
If you guess this song by the chords, you win!
•I'm in love with my best friend, but he's leaving in 4 days and transferring in the fall. Typical.
Eagle Rants April 30, 2012
- April 30, 2012
•Centennial Fourth Saturday night- You go Glenn Coco! Anderson had a nice show.