Monday, March 31, 2008

April Fools

• Gang saves AU from Scooby Doo-bious mascot
• School of International Service secedes from AU
• This season: bro out, douchebag in style
• Op-Ed: Kerwin: Give us STIs now!
• Too drunk to taste this: Social justice is not hot
• Nationals' Guzman: We call shotgun!
• It's all laughs for the NY Yankees
• Fout's feet take first place

News

• Spellings: Middle East colleges beneficial
• Felty elected RHA prez, promises PR
• Fenty allocates $2.5 million to repair levee, prevent flood
• Forum: Services not enough for homeless
• Metro Calendar
• Briefs
• Educational earmarks rise
• AU begins focus on strategic planning
• Panelists urge int'l approach to Darfur

April Fools

• SPA to be renamed after Spitzer
• JAMS to begin policy of 'grounding' rulebreakers
• Burst pipe causes stinky situation for Student Government
• If Nader speaks at AU, will anyone hear him?
• PoPo Blotter
• National brief
• Metro brief
• HOW UGLY IS AU? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN............YOUR MOM?...............THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

The Scene

• Lasers electrify Ghostland performance
• Japanese religion fuses myriad beliefs, traditions
• Art 'pops' out of frame, into commercial world
• Malkmus, Vanderslice underwhelm at 9:30
• Circuit training avoids routine
• Spring trends let wardrobes blossom

Opinions

• Staff Editorial: Saving Sudan
• Op-Ed: Beware of law school rankings
• Capitol blues: Media killed '08 primary giddiness
• Common sense: Follow the facts, or please don't vote
• Correction for March 27, 2008

Sports

• Lacrosse drops another game
• Fennell sets AU record in 5000m
• Men's soccer wins pair of exhibitions
• This week in Eagle sports

Photos

• D.C. in bloom

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