Monday, April 2, 2007

April Fools

• AUCC funds just chillin'
• Rash of pregnancies linked to routine Health Center visits
• Bathrooms to be dark lairs
• New on the Facebook: Only you can view your profile
• Freedom to Marry Day marriages really real
• Popo blotter
• 'Tavern time' regulation offers prizes, shame
• Wing from possessed statue injures student
• Shuttles on continuous loop, students in pursuit
• Researchers declare Spring Break 2007 'best ever'

News

• SG rejects AU's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy
• SOC creates ambassador program to represent school
• Campus briefs
• Metro brief: Metro fare increase derailed
• National brief: Google under scrutiny over New Orleans maps
• Metro calendar
• Speakers explore imprisoned mothers with children
• Embassy hosts gala to celebrate anniversary of EU

April Fools

• Incoming Falcon editor moves newspaper ops to Paris
• Cave monster spooks abandoned Experimental Theatre
• Five-star chef Puck stirs up Terrace Dining Room menu
• Hot hot hot yoga: Heated brawl breaks out in NCOR workshop

News

• Rally, resolution support Women's Initiative
• Hit-and-run driver confesses to police
• Act raises price of birth control for college health care providers
• Cherry blossoms bloom, tourists flock to Tidal Basin

April Fools

• Georgetown arms Hoyas of Mass Destruction!!!!!!!!
• Campus briefs, in brief
• After 53 hours of debate, SG votes to dissolve itself
• Professor Palmer dies in tragic, somewhat ironic handstand accident
• Kerwin to face Judge Judy in Presidential Deathmatch 2k7

The Scene

• Practice earns reward for Sitar Center
• Triple DJ gig sways 9:30 club audience
• Freedom to Marry day brings debate to colleges
• Top Ten Reasons We Miss the 1990s
• Audience may find meeting 'John Doe' tricky business
• Austin Grill serves up spicy, delicious Tex-Mex goodness
• 'South Park' continues humorous, daring legacy
• Lia's offers ambiance but fails service, food
• Celebrities, old friends roast William Shatner
• French-themed film festival at Greenberg
• Tech bits

Opinions

• Staff editorial: 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Creates Grisly Catch-22
• Staff editorial: Freedom to Marry Event Should be Applauded
• Letters to the editor
• Random Precision...Our Financial Cancer
• Real Economics...The Iraq War and Foreign Aid: One and the Same

Sports

• Lacrosse ends four-game streak with loss at HC
• Track teams finish strong at Maryland Invitational
• Sideline Scholars...G-town goes down in hyped matchup
• April means sports have sprung around the District

Photos

• Pledges dressed as presidents get 'pied'

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