Monday, April 2, 2007
Back to full list of archived issuesApril Fools
- AUCC funds just chillin'
- Rash of pregnancies linked to routine Health Center visits
- Bathrooms to be dark lairs
- New on the Facebook: Only you can view your profile
- Freedom to Marry Day marriages really real
- Popo blotter
- 'Tavern time' regulation offers prizes, shame
- Wing from possessed statue injures student
- Shuttles on continuous loop, students in pursuit
- Researchers declare Spring Break 2007 'best ever'
News
- SG rejects AU's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy
- SOC creates ambassador program to represent school
- Campus briefs
- Metro brief: Metro fare increase derailed
- National brief: Google under scrutiny over New Orleans maps
- Metro calendar
- Speakers explore imprisoned mothers with children
- Embassy hosts gala to celebrate anniversary of EU
April Fools
- Incoming Falcon editor moves newspaper ops to Paris
- Cave monster spooks abandoned Experimental Theatre
- Five-star chef Puck stirs up Terrace Dining Room menu
- Hot hot hot yoga: Heated brawl breaks out in NCOR workshop
News
- Rally, resolution support Women's Initiative
- Hit-and-run driver confesses to police
- Act raises price of birth control for college health care providers
- Cherry blossoms bloom, tourists flock to Tidal Basin
April Fools
- Georgetown arms Hoyas of Mass Destruction!!!!!!!!
- Campus briefs, in brief
- After 53 hours of debate, SG votes to dissolve itself
- Professor Palmer dies in tragic, somewhat ironic handstand accident
- Kerwin to face Judge Judy in Presidential Deathmatch 2k7
The Scene
- Practice earns reward for Sitar Center
- Triple DJ gig sways 9:30 club audience
- Freedom to Marry day brings debate to colleges
- Top Ten Reasons We Miss the 1990s
- Audience may find meeting 'John Doe' tricky business
- Austin Grill serves up spicy, delicious Tex-Mex goodness
- 'South Park' continues humorous, daring legacy
- Lia's offers ambiance but fails service, food
- Celebrities, old friends roast William Shatner
- French-themed film festival at Greenberg
- Tech bits
Opinions
- Staff editorial: 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Creates Grisly Catch-22
- Staff editorial: Freedom to Marry Event Should be Applauded
- Letters to the editor
- Random Precision...Our Financial Cancer
- Real Economics...The Iraq War and Foreign Aid: One and the Same
Sports
- Lacrosse ends four-game streak with loss at HC
- Track teams finish strong at Maryland Invitational
- Sideline Scholars...G-town goes down in hyped matchup
- April means sports have sprung around the District
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